you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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