There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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