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Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure

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(248): Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure http://tfl.nu/x7gl

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Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?

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Probably.

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I'm in.

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(216): Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word? (440): Probably. (216): I'm in. http://tfl.nu/bl31

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She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.

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(513): She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before. http://tfl.nu/zkf3

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home. puking in laundry basket.

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(514): home. puking in laundry basket. http://tfl.nu/2psg

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Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand

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(408): Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand http://tfl.nu/h440

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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.

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(612): I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate. http://tfl.nu/beue

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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up

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(502): I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up http://tfl.nu/gsij

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She tied me up with her honor cords...

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(608): She tied me up with her honor cords... http://tfl.nu/y0v2

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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night

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(724): I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night http://tfl.nu/2zdr

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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.

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(519): DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS. http://tfl.nu/77gw

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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.

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(360): I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer. http://tfl.nu/agxw

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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.

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In a moving vehicle and other people in the car

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(949): I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket. (949): In a moving vehicle and other people in the car http://tfl.nu/58wf

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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.

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(316): If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong. http://tfl.nu/36w1

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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday

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Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.

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(813): ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday (813): Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun. http://tfl.nu/oehn

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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?

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(617): Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night? http://tfl.nu/bhmq

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