i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
