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  I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I told you I was good to drive

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  dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (727): View more from Florida

  And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Faces of meth called, they want their look back.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (949): View more from California

  You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.

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• (805): View more from California

  My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday

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• (518): View more from New York

  So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"

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• (661): View more from California

  Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret

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