would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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