I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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