I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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