sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
