i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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