none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
only if we run a train.
done.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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