I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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