Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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