i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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