So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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