Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left