shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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