all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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