Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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