Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
