Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.