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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011

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• (716): View more from New York

  I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE

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  This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?

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  Why do you think I have a job?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life

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• (425): View more from Washington

  The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....

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• (305): View more from Florida

  She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"

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