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• (562): View more from California

  ...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad

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• (716): View more from New York

  you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero

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• (585): View more from New York

  I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha

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