My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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