we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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