But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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