East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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