I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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