Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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