Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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