i barfeds in our rink
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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