I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
cat food counts as protein by the way
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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