It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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