eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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