he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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