Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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