He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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