I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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