that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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