I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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