bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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