Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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