Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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