I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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