physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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