Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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