yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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