let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
COCAINE IS GR8
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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