Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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