the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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