She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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