he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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