So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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