What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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