i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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