i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Tell her she can't have a vagina
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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