Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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