Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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