i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Couch. On fire.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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